Smooth. That is how I would describe several people I know. But predominantly, I have noticed something. That the smoothest people I know, are black. There is just something special, unique or sophisticated in the way they pull this off. A friend, for example, would put on his shades, plug in his iPod and head off to Uni. Nothing particularly interesting in that. Well, sure, but the way in which he strolls over to Uni, is just amazing. It is as if he does not have a care in the world and is very much away, the music taking him to some distant shore. There are very few white men who can carry off such a move. There are, of course, exceptions to this rule, and David Beckham is one such person. My case in point is the new television commercials featuring him. If you have missed them so far, view them, you will not be disappointed. The moment you need to watch out for is Mr B coming down some stairs in a nice black suit and smiling. (SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH) That is the only word that comes to mind to describe the moment. Question for the ladies. Is it okay to appreciate the finer parts of man’s appearance. David Beckham. I have noticed throughout my life, girls always describe other girls as ‘pretty’. Why is this so? Us guys are never so general with our comments. But then perhaps it is our directness that gets us into so much trouble! As if you needed reminding, it is Father’s Day today. And, how can I sum up the day? Well, I can do so, with a few special words, brought to you by our sponsor.

You know the feeling
Every guy’s had it
Your unbeatable
Unstoppable
You’ve got that walking on water feeling
You look – they smile
You win – they go home
It’s the feeling you get every day

With the closest shave
Mach 3
Every move is smooth
Every word is cool

I never want to lose that feeling…