{"id":1151,"date":"2005-02-08T21:42:02","date_gmt":"2005-02-08T15:42:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.t-e-g.co.uk:\/blog\/?p=1151"},"modified":"2005-02-08T21:42:02","modified_gmt":"2005-02-08T15:42:02","slug":"tuesday-8th-february-2005","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.t-e-g.co.uk\/blog\/tuesday-8th-february-2005\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday 8th February 2005"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you a morning person? To confess, I am not and never really have been. I did not but my sister watched  the programme last Wednesday on how to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/sleep\/\" target=\"_blank\">Sleep<\/a>  better. Although I do not have major problems sleeping  now, I used in the past. Yet, the moment I started  working, aged sixteen, the tiredness of the physical  work, meant I would get into bed and be off like a  light. In the past, it would take me up to an hour  before I drifted off. In the morning, it takes me  a while to get up, and I have been known to be a bit  moody, or worse for wear. By the time I&#8217;ve had breakfast  and showered, I do feel better and ready to take on  the day. It may have been just another Monday, but  I was looking forward to the drive to work, even if  only to listen to the album I had created over the  weekend. The song may have been Sunrise, but the weather outside did little to reflect the light of day. A  think smog had over come the surrounding area, and  the prospect of a busy drive to work, was become clear  in my mind. I headed onto the by-pass, switching on  my stereo from local radio to compact disc and enjoyed  various tracks, during the small build up traffic at the main roundabout. As I took my exited and headed  into the countryside of Berkshire, I noticed how dense  the fog really had become, even at this quite late  time in the morning. I could see only hundred yards  ahead of me, so was driving with less haste than normal,  knowing I would reach the office in good time. As  I came up to the final road, I looked in my rear view  mirror, to see fog and ahead fog. Then a moment, that  seemed to have been conjured up in the mind of some  highly paid marketing executive. A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.performance2and4.co.uk\/porsche_996_di2_n.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Porsche<\/a>  Carrera 996 cruised through the thick mist and dazzled me, with the headlights on full beam. The driver quickly responded by dimming his light, but by the time he had done this, he was so far down the road, he had to put them back on again. As I entered the office, I pondered the appeal of working in such an exclusive and secluded location. A countryside setting brings affluence. They usually drive the cars, we spent most of lives dreaming about.<\/p> <p>This brings me swiftly onto the subject of car adverts.  It is broadcast every Christmas, part of annual custom, like the Queen&#8217;s Speech. Yet, a German car <a href=\"http:\/\/www.volkswagan.co.uk\" target=\"_blank\">manufacturer<\/a>  have decided to do the unthinkable. Maybe not the greatest <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0045152\/\" target=\"_blank\">musical<\/a>  of all time, but the most famous scene of all time. Parodied by the comic genius partnership of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.morecambeandwise.co.uk\" target=\"_blank\">Morecombe  &#038; Wise<\/a> and even the martial arts action <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000329\/\" target=\"_blank\">star<\/a>,  in the watchable <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0300471\/\" target=\"_blank\">Shanghai Knights<\/a>. All those mimics I can forgive, because  they are special in the sense the context is completely  different. Yet, on Sunday night, I have to watch this criminal <a href=\"http:\/\/image.guardian.co.uk\/sys-video\/Media\/video\/2005\/01\/27\/golfgti.mov\" target=\"_blank\">act<\/a>.  If you have not seen it, you have been saved. How  could the Gene Kelly foundation allow themselves to  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.barbelith.com\/topic\/20219\" target=\"_blank\">sell  out<\/a> in the name of such stupidity. Will this really  sell more Golf GTI&#8217;s? It is no secret that my opinion  is that the hot hatch is far too overrated but does  that give them just to resurrect a cinematic icon?  VW are not the first, several years ago <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ford.co.uk\" target=\"_blank\">Ford<\/a> were guilty of bringing back movie legend, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.seniorjournal.com\/NEWS\/Entertainment\/4-10-15McQueen.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Steve McQueen<\/a> for the now discontinued, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fantasycars.com\/Ford_Puma\/ford_puma.html\" target=\"_blank\">Puma<\/a>.  Looks like they are putting themselves in the dock  once again for the new <a href=\"http:\/\/media.ford.com\/newsroom\/feature_display.cfm?release=18811\" target=\"_blank\">Mustang<\/a>.  Although, I must admit the application of Steve was  much more subtle and suitable, it did not really work.  That can be forgiven. Getting Kelly to break dance  the steps to an all time classic, is just unacceptable.  Some marketing company was paid millions to do this,  most of which most have gone in rights to get Gene&#8217;s  face computerized onto the dancers. What a waste.  Would have been easier to get me to flog a few of  these beasts from my driveway. That is saying much,  I have so little power of persuasion, I would have  difficult selling <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usingenglish.com\/forum\/archive\/index.php\/t-2815.html\" target=\"_blank\">ice<\/a>  to an eskimo. \ud83d\ude42<\/p> <p>Brit&#8217;s 25 on Thursday. I always remember them taking place on a Monday night and then been shown, as live  on the following evening. Should be interesting and  look forward to the live rendition of &#8220;I Don&#8217;t Like  Mondays!&#8221;. ","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you a morning person? To confess, I am not and never really have been. I did not but my sister watched the programme last Wednesday on how to Sleep better. Although I do not have major problems sleeping now, I used in the past. 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